Okay, I HAD TO POST THIS
This is me, no jokes, when I am exhausted from people keeping me awake.
Myriah: I have to work till 8 PM tonight.
dbellwa: when do you have to be to school/work?
Myriah: f*ck my internet is crazy
Myriah: soon
Myriah: school till 12, then daughter then work from 3- 8
dbellwa: ok you know its 630PM right now right??
Myriah: yes
Myriah: I am putting on my boots
dbellwa: then how are you working til 12 then going to work from 3-8 tonight?
Myriah: I have school in 45 minutes till 12 then my daughter comes online then work from 3-8pm
dbellwa: see... that dont work.. how can you work from 3-8pm.. its past 3 already
Myriah: 3 pm
dbellwa: yeah...
Myriah: it is 6 AM
dbellwa: its past 3pm
Myriah: no it isn't
dbellwa: no ... its 630PM
Myriah: oh sh*t!
Myriah: what day is today?
dbellwa: monday
Myriah: OMG!
Myriah: I am freaking out for nothing!
Myriah: I was about to f*cking drive out to school
Myriah: OMG
Myriah: I feel like a dumb sh*t
dbellwa: ok fill me in
Myriah: I forgot I was so exhausted that I came home, spoke to my ex-husband and then fell asleep
Myriah: you called, and all I saw in the glow of my cell phone was my alarm clock was 6
Myriah: not 6pm
Myriah: just 6
Myriah: (I do this sometimes)
Myriah: f*ck, I just made all that chorizo for nothing